For EraToho The World, Parsee Mizuhashi by Vinumsabbathi

v1.1.1 (December 31, 2022)

"I swear her dialogue is really good. She really made me feel horrible when I tried to [spoiler in ROT13] chfu ure qbja jura V jnf va n eryngvbafuvc jvgu Lhhtv nyernql"
- zeboi

"this is all insane man, you're doing amazing. love it"
- Natunel

"Based and Ohrmazd-pilled"
- Pedy

"Please stop making me cry (actually no, keep going)"
- Lesbian Fujoshi

"One of the dialogues of all time"
- guest1333 (go play his Futo dialogue when it comes out BTW)

DISCLAIMER: There aren't any syntax errors, but I didn't test this dialogue too much. There will probably be bugs. Please report them so I can fix them.

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Changelog

1.1.1 - December 31, 2022
- Fixed a typo (thanks for catching it, Pedy!)
- Fixed a bug where Parsee spoke when reading her diary while time was stopped (thanks for catching it, Kash!)
- Fixed a bug where the wrong text got displayed when failing or cancelling a request

1.1.0 - December 30, 2022
- Fixed a bug where I was passing the ID of the character you were dating in front of Parsee into her "lose favor" function
- Fixed a bug where Parsee could blackmail you if she caught you cheating on your lover with... your lover
- Made it so Futo doesn't care if you cheat on her (to match guest1333's dialogue)
- Adjusted favorability gains from feeding Vahbiz: now they're 10 * Desire/Intimacy (whichever is higher)
- Wrote generic lines for requests
- Made the cunnilingus command call the lines for the cunnilingus counter as a placeholder until I write actual lines for it
- Wrote lines for Parsee joining a threesome with her friends, the Buddhists, and Futo
- Wrote rants for Rika, Futo, and Aunn
- Fixed bugs where K60_NAME_WITH_HONORIFICS() wouldn't work if you passed it Eiki's name
- Added lines for Parsee losing her virginity through vaginal missionary and through the cowgirl counter, and for penetrating her in the missionary position
- Added a favorability bonus for listening to Parsee talk about her past history with Satori

1.0.0 - December 24, 2022
- Fixed a bug where Parsee getting Hate Marks through her dialogue didn't update her Old Hate Marks properly
- Fixed a few bugs where the code was checking the pubic hair CFLAG for the player and not Parsee
- Made some fixes to the push down parts of the dialogue so it fails when it should and doesn't fail when it shouldn't
- Added lines for childbirth
- Added a hacky custom command that lets you play with Parsee's ears (it's an option when headpatting her outside of sex and caressing her during sex)
- Made Parsee mention Mike along with Orin and Chen when she's telling you to leave her cat alone
- Made Parsee get mad if she's a virgin and you end ufufu without taking her virginity
- Expanded move in lines
- Fixed a few more places where I used TARGET instead of MASTER or vice versa
- Added FSYN calls in a few more places so you aren't seeing the same terms for body parts/bodily fluids/etc. all the time
- Added a special scene if Parsee and Eiki are on the same map and it's Casual Friday
- Tweaked the config options to be a little less spoilery
- Tweaked some of Parsee's fake nice lines so they make more sense if she's in love with you (and feels guilty about it)
- Added some new lines for fighting her in Danmaku with hate marks
- Added more lines while on a date (plus variants per main map)
- Parsee no longer talks about how happy she is to see the surface if she's in the Netherworld
- Added some new conversations if you have more than one lover
- Added lines for playing an instrument in front of her
- Added more lines for eating a meal, and made Serve a Meal display those lines too
- Added h*ndholding lines

0.2.0 - December 20, 2022
- Added souvenir shop dialogue
- Added some more dialogue for her eating food you made
- Added rants about Youmu, Eiki, Hatate, and Shizuha
- Fixed a few bugs where her dialogue got displayed during timestop
- Finished adding PRINTFORMW and PRINTFORMDW statements

0.1.4 - December 19, 2022
- Fixed the ZIP so it actually works
- Added Embrace and Kiss dialogue
- Added dialogue for Parsee reacting to being pregnant
- Gave Parsee a cat
- Added more lines for fishing with her
- Added more descriptions of her pubic hair where applicable

0.1.3 - December 18, 2022
- Implements a custom counter where Parsee makes you play with her ears
- Parsee now gains Submits Easily when reaching Sex Friend or Mistress, or when she gains Pleasure Mark 3, and gains Devoted when she becomes your Lover
- Added an option to switch between gentle dominance and rough dominance when she has the initiative
- Added a new response if she walks in on you having sex with a Buddhist
- Added more reactions for Parsee wanting to go somewhere private to have sex
- Added another insecure rant after having sex with her for the first time if she's Tsundere
- Added a (probably too damn wordy) description of Parsee taking her clothes off for the first time
- Made whether or not she melts down at you when you push her down dependent on how jealous she is of you
- Added a function for computing how jealous she is of you
- Adjusted her "gets stronger the more jealous she is" danmaku handicap to use that function
- Added an EXTRASOURCE that makes her get more pleasure from footjobs and no Hostility
- Finished writing Pleasure Mark dialogue
- Parsee now notices if you have an erection when skinshipping, hugging her, patting her head, or giving her a lap pillow, and reacts to it
- Added dialogue for when you ejaculate from an onaholejob, from paizuri, or in her vagina without a condom
- Added dialogue for if you have a codepad on your thermal jar and Parsee either suceeds or fails in opening it
- Added Onaholejob and Drink Semen dialogue
- Added a custom command allowing you to break up with a lover
- Added Parsee attacking you if you cheat on her friends, if you're playing a version of the game with lethal combat

0.1.2 - December 14, 2022
- Rewrote Parsee's backstory and made changes to her dialogue to reflect it
- Changed most of the Gujarati to Persian (as a result of the backstory change)
- Fixed a bunch of cases where I used MASTER instead of TARGET and vice versa
- Added a shitload more FORMW and FORMDW functions to make this dialogue slightly less unreadable
- Added lines for the "you can feel NAME's glances", Draw Closer, Smile, Cuddle, Stare, and Rest Head on Shoulder counters
- Modified Parsee's rant function so that she won't rant about any of the last five people she's ranted about
- Tweaked a thing in her setup that might have made it so she would become unable to confess every time you updated her
- Expanded Parsee's birthday and Christmas dialogue
- FINALLY wrote a Love Route confession
- Added stone stacking dialogue and pranks
- Fixed some cases where the code was checking the number of a flag instead of its actual value
- Fixed several pubic hair-related bugs
- Fixed some other bugs here and there
- Incorporated some fixes from Pedy

0.1.1 - December 8, 2022
Most of these changes were suggested by Pedy after proofreading my dialogue. Thank you!
- Lots and lots of typo and syntax fixes
- Fixed some dialogues not displaying because LOCAL or LOCAL:1 was incorrectly set to 0 (Parsee enters the room you're in, events after sex, tribadism, Give Footjob)
- Added Fingering dialogue (only the sexual harassment one for now. Fingering during sex still doesn't have dialogue)
- Added Anal Caress dialogue (only during sex for now)
- Added a few lines for loss of virginity during vaginal sex in the missionary position when she's tsundere and you've already done anal (yeah...)
- Added a few more Head Pat lines
- Expanded Fellatio and Serve Alcohol dialogues
- Added a missing license file
- Added new rants for Louise and Sara
- Removed code that checks Qol_Info_Count_Array and replaced it with checks of CFLAGs and FIRSTTIME calls, since QICA only exists in modded branches
- Added a new conversation about Parsee's work back when Former Hell was still Hell
- Fixed a lore error in one of her conversations (Orin and Okuu were living in Former Hell back when it was still Hell, but they were just animals back then. I think. I'm just going to pretend they were because if they weren't it means that backstory I wrote where Satori saved Parsee's life doesn't make any sense)
- A bunch of fixes for FIRSTTIME dialogues for commands
- Added the option to configure Parsee's pubic hair and whether or not it gets described in dialogue (I have a thing for unkempt women OK). Right now it doesn't do anything though
- Parsee no longer refers to Saki as a tengu

0.1.0 - November 29, 2022
- First pre-pre-pre-alpha release

About this

- I tried to blend Parsee's canon "acts nice but talks shit about you behind your back" and popular fanon "tsundere" personalities by making her start passive-aggressive, turning more     tsundere as she starts to develop feelings for you, and finally becoming genuinely nice to you once she reaches Love/Lust status. (Although she's still jealous of others, she just less so since she has you, and she tries to hide it for your sake. After all, Satori read her mind and said that she really was a kind person deep down...)

- She will still get jealous if you're hanging out with other 2hus, but try not to let it show because she trusts you.

- If you break that trust (by sleeping with another 2hu when Parsee is your lover), though... she will hate your guts. She will also hate your guts if you date her friends and then cheat on them in front of her.

- (Toggleable) If enabled, she will go full-on yandere too. (Not yet implemented)

- Here's a full explanation of the attitude system:

    Fake nice: This is how she acts if you haven't gotten her to a fall state, or if she's at Love and not your Lover. Symposium of Post-Mysticism says
    that Parsee "seems unexpectedly cheerful and normal when you talk to her directly, but what is going on in her heart is a completely different
    story. Afterward, she will talk about you behind your back, or start resenting you". This is that personality: cheerful enough, but sometimes she'll drop a
    backhanded compliment or passive-aggressive insult to stoke your jealousy so she can feed.

    Grumpy tsundere: This is how she acts if she's at Yearning/Sex Friend (and isn't at Love or Lust). It's basically how she's
    often portrayed in fan works: she's starting to like you but isn't happy about it (because she's worried that the two of you will just hurt one
    another), which makes her abrasive, sarcastic, and rude (and sometimes tender when her feelings show through). Very fun to write, but sometimes I feel like I should move half her lines t a fifth Angry attitude.

    Nice, horny: This is how she acts in Lust. Flirty, horny, and nice (but not quite as nice as Loving). Also will dom the shit out of you if you let her. Her fall dialogue mentions that sh's deliberately playing this up because she's worried that if she isn't like this you'll just leave her for someone sluttier (anyone with as much jealousy as her has got to have rock-bottom self-esteem), but this is probably the personality I'm least confident about my ability to write.

    Loving: This is how she acts when she's in Love and your Lover. Affectionate and nurturing, but
    sometimes needy, since she's still pretty insecure. (I might end up dropping the neediness if people think it would be better that way.)
- Parsee is extremely lonely but has trust issues.

- Parsee also has crippling self-esteem issues that she tries to hide by being passive-aggressive to people about their shortcomings.

- I tried to keep Parsee's background vague to avoid contradicting people's headcanons (and I was having trouble coming up with a timeline that made sense), but she is fluent in Persian and Gujarati (and can swear in Hindi, Arabic, Avestan, and Sanskrit), familiar with Indian, Gujarati, Persian, and Parsi culture, and several centuries old.

- One thing I did establish about her background is that she was never human. She was a former guardian spirit before transforming into a hashihime. (I got this from her Subterranean Animism profile, which doesn't mention anything about her being a former human.) Consequently, she never had a husband, and is a virgin (and very ashamed of it. Unless you set her as a non-virgin, in which case she's going through a centuries-long dry spell and is very ashamed of that instead).

- Parsee keeps her socks on during sex because that's hot. (Not yet implemented)

- Parsee has a crush on Yuugi, is friends with her, Kisume, and Yamame, dislikes Satori, Koishi, and the Buddhists (Buddhism regards the asuras as violent alcoholic gods, which Parsee, as a Zoroastrian, finds very offensive), LOATHES Shou (she's a devotee of Bishamonten, a deva. Daevas are demons in Zoroastrianism, so to Parsee she's basically a Satan worshipper), and distrusts everyone else due to her plethora of issues. It takes a lot of work to win her trust, but she will warm up to you once you have it.

- I tried to write her as envious when not your lover and jealous when she is. To clarify, according to Wikipedia:

"John Rawls distinguishes between jealousy and envy on the ground that jealousy involves the wish to keep what one has, and envy the wish to get what one does not have.

The common experience of jealousy for many people may involve:

        Fear of loss
        Suspicion of or anger about a perceived betrayal
        Low self-esteem and sadness over perceived loss
        Uncertainty and loneliness
        Fear of losing an important person to another
        Distrust

The experience of envy involves:

        Feelings of inferiority
        Longing
        Resentment of circumstances
        Ill will towards envied person often accompanied by guilt about these feelings
        Motivation to improve
        Desire to possess the attractive rival's qualities
        Disapproval of feelings
        Sadness towards other's accomplishments"

Parsee is not a very happy person. After all, she's been stewing in her own jealousy, hatred, and self-loathing for decades now... that's not the kind of thing you can fix with a couple months of love and affection. (Although I might add an event where you can cure her of her jealousy and revert her back to a benevolent guardian spirit if she likes you enough... after all, TW is A Lighthearted Game(TM), and I feel bad for Parsee (which is why I started writefagging her in the first place)).

- Despite her manipulative and abrasive actions... underneath it all, Parsee is an unhappy, lonely woman who's in a lot of pain and has a self-loathing streak a mile wide. She needs a hug. Please give her lots of them.

- パルスィがかわいすぎて生きていくのが辛い。Protect her always.

- Sometimes I fantasize about Parsee coming home drunk and beating me until I feel numb. She kicks me in the ribs until I can hardly breathe. Then she starts to cry and apologizes, begging me to forgive her. She holds me all night as I gently cry into her leotard. Please help is there any hope for me

- Things I learned about in the course of writing this dialogue:
  - Declension of Sanskrit nouns
  - Persian idioms
  - Zoroastrian demonology
  - The difference between jealousy and envy
  - Indian perfume
  - The history of the Parsis
  - Zoroastrian weddings
  - What grammatical case swearwords are
  - Japanese bathing etiquette
  - Oral sex techniques

(As P. G. Wodehouse once said: "When in due course Charon ferries me across the Styx and everyone is telling everyone else what a rotten writer I was, I hope at least one voice will be heard piping up: 'But he did take trouble.'")

Thanks to:
- Rairai in the /egg/ Discord (for the idea to make Parsee not jealous about dating Yamame/Kisume in front of her, for the idea to make Parsee give you discounts if you're breaking up with someone she dislikes, for reminding me that Mike exists, and for helping me with Parsee's rant about Rika)
- Harris in the /egg/ Discord (for the idea to make Parsee switch to her "angry" portrait if you click on another girl while dating her, and for reminding me about Kagerou's skinship menu, which allowed me to implement the "Play With Ears" command)
- guest1333 in the /egg/ Discord (for feedback, reminding me of some commands I forgot to write dialogue for, fixes to Futo's Old English, requesting valuable items from Parsee as a danmaku wager, and suggesting expansions to Parsee's rant about Futo)
- Lesbian Fujoshi in the /egg/ Discord (for feedback, proofreading, and suggesting skill-based wagers for danmaku)
- Puru in the /egg/ Discord (for the idea to make Parsee keep her socks on during sex)
- Perdak Perdakov in the /egg/ Discord (for proofreading)
- Pedy, for lending me his Parsee design doc and for (a shitload of) proofreading
- Mr Pops Alot, for help with eralang (implementing the "last five Parsee rants" array, etc.)
- Yuu in the /egg/ Discord (for being a fellow man of culture, for giving me permission to reference his Aunn dialogue for inspiration, for proofreading, and for helping me with Parsee's rant about Aunn)
- Kash in the /egg/ Discord (for bug testing)
- John Ratnik in the /egg/ Discord (for reminding me about Kagerou's skinship menu, which allowed me to implement the "Play With Ears" command)
- Uniit in the /egg/ Discord (for bug testing)
- JukesBouver99 in the /egg/ Discord (for pointing out that Parsee's config options were too spoilery)
- Other /egg/ Discord posters for feedback and proofreading
- JPAnon, for helping me debug the pranks
- All the people whose dialogues I stole structures from (Offhand: /egg/ Sakuya, Yuugi, Yuuka, Gengetsu, Sanae, Kosuzu)
- All the fanvids, fanart, and fanfics I drew inspiration from (credits are in the dialogue wherever I added things based on them)
- Various anons in the /jp/egg/ and /hgg/egg/ threads for ideas I borrowed
- Rifle on touhou-project.com for the idea of Parsee painting Persian miniatures
- Worker_9, for writing Ordinary Librarian, the best damn Touhou harem fic out there, which I drew a lot of inspiration from (especially for the oral sex dialogue). Go read it right now if you haven't: http://archiveofourown.org/works/12593740
- avesta.org, iranicaonline.org, and T. M. Luhrmann's article "Evil in the Sands of Time: Theology and Identity Politics among the Zoroastrian Parsis", for being invaluable references for Zoroastrianism and Persian culture (and, uh, sorry for using you as resources to write Touhou porn)
- Aphex Twin, for giving me something to listen to while I worked on this

KNOWN ISSUES:
- Sometimes if you talk to Parsee, it won't actually print a conversation. I think this is fixed, but if it isn't, let me know
- Parsee's 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th diary entries won't display. I'm not sure why
- Choosing not to read Parsee's diary loops you back to the "do you want to read this" choice
- If Parsee tells you that you can't read her diary, it doesn't actually stop you from reading it
- If you don't have enough knowledge to read Parsee's diary, it prints out the "you can't read this" message 32 times and then kicks you out (I'm starting to see why most 2hus don't have diary entries...)
- Pushing down Parsee when you're dating one of her friends still does the reasoning barrier check and displays the same text that would get displayed if she agreed to fuck you (although you can't actually fuck her). I'm pretty sure this is a TW bug, not a problem with the dialogue
- The dialogue for pushing down Parsee after you've already pushed her down while dating one of her friends doesn't get displayed
- Sometimes you can push Parsee down even when one of her friends is your lover
- The dialogue for Parsee consenting to raw sex except on dangerous days doesn't get displayed (I think this is also a TW bug)

FAQ:

Q. Why did Parsee go on a giant rant when I tried to push her down?
A. Not only is she extremely jealous of you, she suffers from violent mood swings and constantly self-sabotages. If you can get her to push you down at least once, she'll let you push her down going forward. She also won't do this if you get her to Sex Friend, Lust, Love, or Lover.

Q. How do I convince her to let me do it raw? She's always taking contraception!
A. She'll be too horny to remember if she's in heat. There's also a 10% chance she'll forget even if she isn't.


THINGS TO DO:

- The Hashihime Services Menu:

        Take my jealousy away: I'm going to add a jealousy stat (which goes up when you lose Danmaku battles... not sure where else), and you can feed it to Parsee in exchange for favor.

        Help me break up with a lover: This is purely for flavor purposes since IRL hashihimes are invoked for help with breakups.

        Curse someone for me: I plan on changing Parsee's schedule to add a new activity: cursing people between 1 and 3 AM. If you catch her doing it, you can blackmail her into cursing people for you. Since Symposium of Post-Mysticism says that Parsee's curses don't do anything worse than give the target a backache, I plan on having it weaken the target's danmaku abilities for a day (maybe give a level 1 pain mark too?). Maybe you can pay her extra to have her summon the Green-Eyed Monster to help you out?

        I want to have a threesome with you and that clone you summoned in our danmaku battle: Fun with spell cards. You only get this option at all if you see her use either variant of Tongue-Cut Sparrow in a Danmaku match, and she won't do it even then unless she's your lover and/or at Love or Lust.

        This will probably be a giant pain to implement... maybe I can repurpose the mob character generation code to create a Parsee clone and then delete it after ufufu ends? I also want to do something relating back to the gimmick of the original spell card... maybe the clone moans louder than the real Parsee and if you give the real Parsee more orgasms by the end of the ufufu, she gains all the palam/exp/etc. gains from both Parsees, and if you don't, she doesn't get anything?

        I want you to summon that invisible monster again: Parsee summons the Green-Eyed Monster to do stuff for you. I'm not sure what stuff yet, though. I was thinking you could use it to steal panties (plus learn girls' weaknesses if they're masturbating when GEM tries to sneak into their rooms)... could you use it to cheat in the casino, maybe? Although it's easy enough to break the casino by savescumming as is...

- Other ideas for troublemakers:

    - The three fairies try and prank someone by pushing them off

    - Kogasa tries to sneak up on someone and scare them. You tell them "Don't panic, but there's a youkai sneaking up on you. She won't hurt you, she ju-" but they freak out at the word "youkai" and the sight of Kogasa and run for their life. Kogasa then runs up to you, gives you a big hug, and thanks you for helping her- she can't remember the last time she had such a good meal. Can you help her again next time she hunts?

- A Lust Route quest chain where Parsee starts drawing hentai doujins under a pseudonym and has you pose as their author in order to sell them. This would give people a reason to actually do the Lust Route. At some point Patchy will buy some of Parsee's yaoi work in a painfully obvious disguise.

- And of course, content for everything in her dialogue files that doesn't have content yet, and more content for the things that do. (Yes, I do intend to surpass Hatate by the time I'm done with her.)












































You read this far, so here's a snippet from another character I want to work on:

Dammit, enough already!
Momoyo pants as she stares down at you, lust glittering in her eyes.
Maybe \@ IS_YOUKAI(MASTER) ? your people # humans \@ like teasin' and playin' hard to get... but that's not how we oomukade do things.
We get straight to the point and don't beat around the bush.
Now... you obviously wanna fuck me, and I wanna fuck you too.
She places a hand on your leg and starts slowly but steadily moving toward your crotch.
So let's quit screwin' around and get to plain old screwin'HPH
